Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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