So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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