I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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