Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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