Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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