Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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