my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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