Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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