maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
