This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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