doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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