I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize