? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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