Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
