Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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