we're blogging at a bar
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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