hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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