dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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