What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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