He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
God, you're like boner-b-gone
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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