i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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