Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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