I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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