I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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