Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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