Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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