i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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