maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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