Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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