No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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