i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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