he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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