No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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