he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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