The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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