I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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