i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey! you should come over!
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