I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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