Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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