he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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