I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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