When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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