I want to have your abortion
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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