sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
So vagazzling was a success
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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