I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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