Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This baby is an asshole
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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