using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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