im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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