Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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