When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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