Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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