Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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