so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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