I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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