we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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