Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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